I love a dorm room, the chance to meet new people and make friends.  On occasions however there are other people in the room who I would like to see fed to a pack of savage monkeys due to their behaviour.  If you would like to qualify as one of those people, follow these simple steps …

  1. Come in late and switch on all the lights
  2. Get up early and rustle as many plastic bags as possible for as long as possible
  3. Vomit in your room
  4. Hang your wet towel over someone else’s bunk
  5. ‘Borrow’ other peoples stuff without asking
  6. Have sex in the room
  7. Leave used food containers around the room
  8. Spread out your stuff as much as possible and mix other peoples in with your own
  9. Listen to your Ipod Speakers on full volume whilst others are trying to sleep
  10. Quickly  dismiss other people in your room when they try to talk to you

The above are in no particular order, they’re all really quite iritating! If you are staying in a dorm room and would actually like to make some friends, just do the opposite of the above.